Weeds Vs Man

There is one battle that has plagued mankind for generation after generation; man vs weeds. Springtime often brings new opportunities and new growth.  But no matter how hard we try, the weeds seem to get the better of us.  Lawns, gardens, and even cracks in the sidewalk lose the battle year after year.   So what's next?   What can be done?  I have an idea.  Let's put off weed pulling until later and laugh at some of these.